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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、
300斤的某女没看到她老公躺在沙发上,一屁股把他坐死了。法律并没有追究她的责任,因为法不责重。


2、
年底,
以前的老板:财源滚滚
今年的老板:裁员!滚!滚!


3、
正在家吃饭,铁哥们来电话,老婆伸手帮我接通并摁了免提,然后就听见他很激动的说:“上次那两个妹子我约出来了,你。。。”
我打了个喷嚏,他沉默了一下接着说:“能不能借我几百块钱啊?没有就算了。”说完电话立马就断了。
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