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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、你觉得父母做的让你最感动事是什么事?有一次呢,我得了急性肠胃炎,被急匆匆的送到医院,后来我爸就匆忙的赶了过来,问我没有拉裤子上吧?不好洗。
2、请问一下你喜欢小动物吗?特别喜欢,那到底有多喜欢呢?这么跟你说吧,我顿顿不能少!
3、小的时候父母骗过你什么让你最难忘,小的时候我妈跟我说,那个蜂蜜是从蜜蜂屁股里面拉出来的,然后呢,?然后我就舔了一下蜜蜂的屁股。

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