李聖傑 发表于 2024-6-30 14:47   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、一个少年长得很秀美,风度极佳。许多富贵人家部想攀他做女婿。其中一家更派人直接对他说:“我家小姐貌美贤良,想与你攀亲!”少年深深鞠躬说:“能够高攀大户是很幸运的,不过这件事还得与妻子商量一下!”

2、一个美丽的姑娘向一位老翁求婚。
老翁:“我俩年龄相差这么大,合适吗?”
姑娘:“《婚姻法》没有规定年龄的差别。”
老翁:“那规定了什么?”
姑娘:“妻子有继承丈夫遗产的权利!”

3、甲:“我和我爱人搞对象时完全打破了那种男追女跑的老俗套。”
乙:“你们是……”
甲:“她每次跟我要东西时,都是我在前面跑,她在后面追。”
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